What Would I Say?

I was scrolling through my Facebook News Feed when I saw something particularly interesting: a site called what-would-i-say.com. Basically, you log in using your Facebook account, and it generates statuses based on the content of what you post on Facebook. So it takes all these key words, comments, that you’ve made on your account, and transforms it into a completely random phrase. So it’s using words you’ve said before, to make up a quote that sounds like something you would say. Does that make sense? So I went through and logged in with my Facebook, and  generated some statuses, screen-shotting the best. Let’s give you some examples. If you know me, you’ll find these extremely, some more than others, fitting.

Note: none of these status’ I’ve written myself. They’re all generated by the website.

Screen Shot 2013-11-13 at 2.19.53 PMLet’s begin with the generic weather-related status. If you know me, you’ll know that my home page is weather.com. And meteorology as a whole has always interested me, so this is a highly accurate representation of who I am.

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Classic Golbz, live-Tweeting. Also, classic use of using “So” to start a sentence.

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iPhone glitches and tea.
(Fun fact: I’ve gone through 4 iPhones since my first phone)

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I’m so sorry, it’s not me. I’m not late. I’m on Persian Standard Time.

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This one applies more to high school. Texas has me whipped.

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And this is a direct rebuttal to the last status. I can handle it. Maybe that’s just
me being a stubborn Aquarius. But maybe I’m just good at handling my shit.

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Spanish soccer “football,” Fernando Torres, and Liverpool.

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I just found this one funny because TBT to that one time I met Carly Rae Jepson (what?) on Cinco de Mayo. Literally the most random occurrence of my life.


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This takes us back to my junior and senior year AP English classes. I was that person who scored questionably on the MC then pulled 9s on the essays.

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 I actually don’t know?

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Again, what? I’ll just make this symbolic in the way it doesn’t make sense
to say that it portrays how half the things me and my sister say to each other probably doesn’t make sense to anyone else.

And now… possibly the best generated status that depicts the type of person I am.

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Best week of the year, baby.

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