10 Things I Rather Do Instead of Writing My History Essay

  1. Give up carrots for a month
  2. Sit in rush hour traffic on MoPac
  3. Listen to Blurred Lines on repeat, forever
  4. Wear Uggs in public
  5. Have calculus homework every night for the rest of the semester
  6. Wait in line at the SAC Starbucks
  7. Wear Uggs to a professional interview
  8. Watch all the scenes in movies where Leonardo DiCaprio’s character is killed off
  9. Have to walk through campus when it’s storming without an umbrella
  10. Get a massage from a “certified” masseus at a kiosk in the middle of the mall

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